Commentary

It's All About We (August 21, 2013)
Westward Expansion (February 27, 2012)
Midnight Moon Rock Mission (July 10, 2011)
Prophet and Loss (May 22, 2011)
I can has tax dollar pleez? (March 25, 2011)
You can't call it terror if you're not afraid of it (reset 2010). (October 9, 2010)
Fanny (April 6, 2008)
"Slime Us in the Morning" (April 15, 2007)
Malice in Wonderland (March 11, 2007)
You can say the M-word but not the N-word (November 27, 2006)
Alms for the Pure (October 13, 2006)
Servants of the Seven Sins (September 30, 2006)
Your Own Government-owned Cyberganger (May 12, 2006)
Stand up for Liberty: Piss in Your Yard (March 27, 2006)
Connecting the Dolts (March 12, 2006)
You can't call it terror if you're not afraid of it. (October 9, 2005)
This House of Card's... (September 22, 2005)
Hastert puts the Hippo in Hypocrisy (September 5, 2005)
Discombobulation is Sweeping the Nation (August 7, 2005)
I Feel a Foul and Frigid Wind (Every time Rick Santorum Opens His Mouth) (August 2, 2005)
Superficial Intelligence (July 24, 2005)
London Calling (July 10, 2005)
Constitutional Option Deux (May 25, 2005)
Postcards from Buster Presents: A Cheney Family Christmas (February 8, 2005)
The Distance Between One's Head and Ass is Directly Proportionate to the Breadth of One's Perspective (January 21, 2005)
The Cassandra Conundrum (December 30, 2004)
Rudolph the Red-faced Republican (December 14, 2004)
The Lord Acton Validation Society (November 28, 2004)
Et Tu U2? (November 15, 2004)
Nine Tattoos and a Mustache (November 10, 2004)
The Lesser of Two Weasels (October 26, 2004)
Titties and Boobs (September 22, 2004)
The Color of Confusion (August 4, 2004)

EWM Diary

Parsing Paterno (January 27, 2012)
The Cup is Half-full (of pee) (December 23, 2011)
Back Road to the White House (August 18, 2011)
Wherein He Tweets (March 16, 2011)
Peeple of zee wurl, relax. (October 25, 2010)
Dumb and Plumber (October 31, 2008)
Twenty More Questions (May 18, 2007)
Twenty Questions with the Muse (April 24, 2007)
You da Lamb! (March 28, 2007)
Onward Christian Voyeurs (December 6, 2006)
Freedom Is as Freedom Does (October 21, 2006)
Not all Republicans make good pets. (October 6, 2006)
The Moron Terror (September 28, 2006)
Contrition, Crawford Style (May 29, 2006)
Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word (April 21, 2006)
Ptolemy Told Me (April 7, 2006)
Oodles of Googles (March 16, 2006)
Hiatus (March 12, 2006)
The Twelve Days of Miers (October 23, 2005)
Second Verse, Same as the First (October 4, 2005)
Mission Demolished (September 13, 2005)
The World Beyond My Eyeballs (September 1, 2005)
The United States of Halliburton (August 29, 2005)
Mismanagement by Objective (July 28, 2005)
I'm not a member of any organized political party. (July 12, 2005)
Lou (February 26, 2005)
Hair-Clogged Pipes, Pan-Fried Prawns, and My Christian Match (February 13, 2005)
The Passion of the Zealots (January 27, 2005)
We Interrupt this Program to Restore Some Sanity (January 11, 2005)
Fox Talking Noggins Catch Cat Scratch Fever (December 9, 2004)
Battlefield Falluja (November 20, 2004)
Battlefield New Jersey (November 5, 2004)
What Would Voltaire Do? (November 1, 2004)
You Can't Sell Your Vote, But You Can Buy a Congressman (October 21, 2004)
O Bubba, Where Art Thou? (October 8, 2004)
Thou Shall Not Kill (September 29, 2004)
That Hurts (August 31, 2004)
Doggy Doings (August 24, 2004)

Made-Up Musings

Behind the Combine (March 2, 2012)
Keep the Change (January 31, 2012)
Don't raise the ceiling, lower the floor. (July 15, 2011)
Questions Version 20.3 (April 6, 2011)
Rod's Song (September 4, 2009)
It's Official: Rod to Run the Shred at Michigan (January 15, 2008)
Operation Karaoke: McCain to Croon More Policy Tunes (April 20, 2007)
Gonzo Goes Whacko (April 18, 2007)
Punishment: Imus Agrees to Become Nappy-Headed Ho (April 11, 2007)
Beilein Diagnosed with Rare Employment Disorder (April 3, 2007)
Fox in a Funk, Grief Counselors Dispatched (November 12, 2006)
DNC Votes to Ball gag Kerry (November 1, 2006)
Bush Enters Rhetorical Rehab (October 24, 2006)
Intercepted: GOP Foley Crisis Chatroom (October 10, 2006)
Mother's Day Calls Prompt NSA Alert (May 15, 2006)
Bush Solidifies Base (May 2, 2006)
Bush on Bush: 37% is remarkable achievement for an underachiever. (April 13, 2006)
In Her Dreams: Coulter Converses with God (April 11, 2006)
McKinney Trial Moved to The Hague (April 5, 2006)
Bush to Appoint Secretary of Vilification (April 2, 2006)
Tancredo Calls for Catapult to Return Aliens (March 30, 2006)
Fe Fi Faux Fun (March 25, 2006)
Canine Conspiracy (March 22, 2006)
Schmidt calls Bush Coward after President Pardons Turkey (November 22, 2005)
Society of Co-opted Journalists Presents Inaugural Judy Miller Award to Bob Woodward (November 17, 2005)
Pentagon Caught Torturing Prisoners with Medicare Prescription Drug Benefit Applications (November 15, 2005)
Bush: "Democrats Killed Jesus, Invented Disco and Drove Me to Drink" (November 12, 2005)
Rove out, Rover in. (November 9, 2005)
Operation Choke the Chicken (November 5, 2005)
Kevin Bacon to play Libby in upcoming "Six Degrees of Scooter" (November 3, 2005)
White House Sets Job Fair (October 25, 2005)
Fitzgerald Issues Frog-Marching Guidelines (October 18, 2005)
DeLay Releases "Earle's Gone Wild" Video (October 15, 2005)
Dr. Phil to Intervene in Troubled Republican Family (October 12, 2005)
Study: Euthanizing Right-wing Pundits would Solve Global Warming (October 6, 2005)
Environmental Disaster: Republicans get Protection in Endangered Species Act (October 1, 2005)
Bush Names Retired Plumber Treasury Secretary (September 27, 2005)
Pat Robertson Raids Emmy Awards (September 19, 2005)
Pottygate Overflows: Rice Note "#1 or #2?" (September 16, 2005)
The Color of Chaos (September 9, 2005)
Bush Recalled to National Guard! (September 2, 2005)
Bush Tries Desperate Ploy to Disperse Protesters (August 22, 2005)
Attention President Disorder (August 18, 2005)
Capitol Corruption Exclusive: Prosecutor to Charge Rove, Novak with Incest (July 17, 2005)
Blake Trial Cancelled; Fingers Point over Ratings Flop (March 7, 2005)
Network News Shocker: Rove to Replace Rather (February 20, 2005)
Wall Street Shocker: Martha Takes Prison Public (November 30, 2004)
FCC Fines Thomas Jefferson; Powell Unrepentant (November 17, 2004)
Exposed: Operation Blessed Placebo (November 7, 2004)
Bush Cabinet Purge Begins: Barney First Casualty (November 4, 2004)
Full Moon over Michigan (October 27, 2004)
Cyber-Shocker: Ashlee Simpson is a Hologram (October 26, 2004)
Cheney Claims He Never Debated Edwards (October 7, 2004)
Propamentaries Proliferate (September 9, 2004)

What's New

It's All About We (August 21, 2013)
Behind the Combine (March 3, 2012)
Westward Expansion (February 27, 2012)
Keep the Change (January 31, 2012)
Parsing Paterno (January 28, 2012)
Back Road to the White House (August 18, 2011)
Don't raise the ceiling, lower the floor. (July 15, 2011)
Midnight Moon Rock Mission (July 10, 2011)
Prophet and Loss (May 22, 2011)
Questions Version 20.3 (April 6, 2011)
I can has tax dollar pleez? (March 25, 2011)
Wherein He Tweets (March 16, 2011)
Peeple of zee wurl, relax. (October 25, 2010)
You can't call it terror if you're not afraid of it (reset 2010). (October 9, 2010)
Dumb and Plumber (October 31, 2008)
Fanny (April 6, 2008)
Forty Questions with the Muse (April 24, 2007)
Operation Karaoke: McCain to Croon More Policy Tunes (April 20, 2007)
Gonzo Goes Whacko (April 18, 2007)
Imus has a pair all right. (April 15, 2007)
You da Lamb! (March 29, 2007)
Malice in Wonderland (March 11, 2007)
Onward Christian Voyeurs (December 6, 2006)
You can say the M-word but not the N-word (November 27, 2006)
Fox in a Funk, Grief Counselors Dispatched (November 12, 2006)
DNC Votes to Ball gag Kerry (November 1, 2006)
Bush Enters Rhetorical Rehab (October 24, 2006)
Freedom Is as Freedom Does (October 21, 2006)
Alms for the Pure (October 13, 2006)
Intercepted: GOP Foley Crisis Chatroom (October 10, 2006)
Not all Republicans make good pets. (October 6, 2006)
Servants of the Seven Sins (September 30, 2006)
The Moron Terror (September 28, 2006)
Contrition, Crawford Style (May 29, 2006)
Mother's Day Calls Prompt NSA Alert (May 15, 2006)
Your Own Government-owned Cyberganger (May 12, 2006)
Bush Solidifies Base (May 2, 2006)
Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word (April 21, 2006)
Bush on Bush: 37% is remarkable achievement for an underachiever. (April 13, 2006)
In Her Dreams: Coulter Converses with God (April 11, 2006)
Ptolemy Told Me (April 7, 2006)
McKinney Trial Moved to The Hague (April 5, 2006)
Bush to Appoint Secretary of Vilification (April 2, 2006)
Tancredo Calls for Catapult to Return Aliens (March 30, 2006)
Stand up for Liberty: Piss in Your Yard (March 27, 2006)

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