Rod’s Song
9/4/2009
The Act of My Tears
(With profound apologies to Smokey Robinson and Motown fans everywhere.)
People doubt I’m the injured party
‘cause I told a lie or two
Though I might be coaching loud and hearty
Deep inside I’m a fool.
So take a good look at my face
Though my hairline looks out of place
So zoom closer, it’s easy to fake
The act of my tears.
I played them, I screwed you…
Since I left you, if you see me with another
Seeming like I have a plan,
Although they may be rich
They’re a total bitch
‘cause I’m no Michigan man.
So take a good look at my face
Though my hairline looks out of place
So zoom closer, it’s easy to fake
The act of my tears.
I played them, I screwed you…
Outside I’m masquerading
Inside hope is fading
Mike Brown what did you do?
Since I left town
my smile is my make up
I wear since my break up with you.
So take a good look at my face
Though my hairline looks out of place
So zoom closer, it’s easy to fake
The act of my tears
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